Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG-13.Author: Pippa Raga. A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?". "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl. "But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says, The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says.
Jun 12, 2018 · 35 Dirty Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through The Holidays By Mélanie Berliet Updated June 12, What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. 31. What do you call a girl who cheats on you during the holidays? A ho ho ho bag. 50 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally Inappropriate But Also Hilarious. Dirty Joke One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?".
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